Never argue with a woman…

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.


She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’

‘Reading a book,’ she replies, ( thinking , ‘Isn’t that obvious ? ‘)

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘For reading a book?,’ she replies ,

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her again,

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault ,’ says the woman.

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game warden.

‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.

MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

22 thoughts on “Never argue with a woman…”

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  3. I don’t understand what you are trying to say here. Don’t you think it’s degrading for a woman to blackmail on the pretext of a fake sexual assault just to get out of her mistake. Why can’t the woman just move out of the restricted area. As if a woman sitting in a boat anchored in restricted fishing area is the SANEST thing to do in this world.

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  5. Why would some dare do that !

    >>Never argue with a woman…

    Be Wise not otherwise, dare not argue with the most creative beings on our planet

  6. ya..thats true..i neva argue wit d fairer sex..neva..
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  7. I sometimes argue with my wife but now i understand it is better not to argue.
    Nice one Suchitra.

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